ANY OLD IRON
Any Old Iron Sequin Fancy Fucker Moto Jacket
What is better than subliminal messaging in a minimalistic manner? Don't ask us. We have no fucking clue. What we do know is that YOU, my dear, are a fancy fucker and deserve the best. That is why we have released the new Any Old Iron Sequin Fancy Fucker Moto Jacket! This matte black sequin, fitted moto is loaded with the favorite "fancy fucker" phrase, front to back, in a shimmering, gold sequin lettering. The contrast between the matte sequins and the glossy sequins really gives that luxurious oomph we all need. The interior lining is made completely out of satin, which adds to the experience by providing you with the comfort you would receive from you favorite satin sheets. It, also, provides air flow for those warmer days and retains body heat for those cooler nights. Not to mention, with a neutral color palette, it goes with everything (including, but not limited to our Sequin Fancy Fucker Joggers and Sequin Fancy Fucker Skirts! All it needs is a badass fucker to bring out the fancy in it!
Size Guide for Women’s Suits and Sequin Moto:
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Chest | 37 | 35.5 | 37 | 38.5 | 40 |
| Waist | 27 | 29 | 30.5 | 32 | 34 |
| Hip | 34 | 35.5 | 37 | 38.5 | 40 |
| Arm Length | 23.5 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 |
| Shoulder Across Back | 15.5 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| Outside Leg | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 |
Shelby, our model, is wearing a size small and is 5'10." If you have any questions or concerns, please DM us!
This moto is 100% satin and sequins! To care for it, please get it dry cleaned. If there are tiny problem areas, you can resort to spot cleaning. If you choose to spot clean, be sure to turn the garment inside out so that you are getting to the source of the problem! When tending to the area, use cool water and a mild soap or detergent. Rinse gently and allow the garment to hang to dry.